WHAT MONEY CAN DO

MONEY CAN MAKE YOU MAD,

MONEY CAN MAKE YOU SAD,

MONEY CAN MAKE YOU AROGANT,

MONEY CAN MAKE YOU ELEGANT,

MONEY CAN MAKEYOU HUMBLE,

MONEY CAN PUT YOU IN TROUBLE,

MONEY CAN MAKE YOU GENEROUS,

MONEY CAN MAKE YOU JEALOUS,

MONEY CAN MAKE YOU ILL,

MONEY CAN FORCE YOU TO KILL,

MONEY CAN GET YOU FAME,

MONEY CAN SANATCH AWAY FROM YOU YOUR SHAME.

A COVERSATION BETWEEN GHOSTS

EK BHOOT NE DUSARE BHOOT SE KHA :

Kya tujhae sachmuch aadmiyoon se dar nahi lagta?

DUSARE BHHOT NE KHA :

Nahi yaar , is andhvishvaas par tomei vishvaas hi

nahi karta ,

Aadmi mei vishvaas karne layak hai hi kya , aaj ki duniya mei to aadmi aadmi ka vishvaas nahikarta to mei kyu karoo……..

Fajool fand mei kyu daroo………………………….

PAHLA BHOOT BOLA :

Nahi yaar mei to bahut darta hoo,

Jab bhi ghar se bhaar niklta hoo to mun hi mun Hanuman Chalisa japta hoo,

Aadam insaan nazar nahi aavae Mahbir jab naam sunave ……………..

Mei to apnea baccho ko bhi kahta hoo “ so ja nahi to aadmi aajyega “

Bacche dark e mare so jaate hai , khana tak nahi khaatae …………..

TEESRA BHOOT BOLA :

Kal raat yeh shahar se hokar aaya hai ,

Is par jaroor kisi khatarnaak aadmi ka saaya hai ,

Jaldi se kisi jhaad phook karne wale ko bulwao aur is par se aadmi utarwao…………..

Isae kitni baar samjhaya hai ki is tarh din dahaade ya raat mei shar na jaayae

Agar galti se chala bhi jaayae to bhool kar bhi wahaan ke GOL BHAVAN par na jaayae

Wahaan safaed posh mei baithe neta tujhae chipat jayenge …….

Paed par ulta latka denge …bhashan denge ..tujhse vote bhi maangae

Aur yeh yaad rakhna tu apnea ilakae ki voter list mei abhitak mara nahi hoga

CHAUTHA BHOOT BOLA :

In khakhivardi walon se to bilkul bach kar rahiyon

Agar kabhichipat gayae to maartae maartae aadmi bana denge

Fir hum kya kar lengae ?

Aadmi banakar teri khopadi par tabla bajaenge aur usae phodenge

Tu bhagae ga to teri langoti tak nahi chodenge.

PAACHVA BHOOT BOLA :

Aur in aatankwadiyon se kai kilometer door rahiyon…..

PEHLA BHOOL BOLA:

Aatankwadiyon se kyu door rahiyon ?

Yeh to bahut mhaan hai …..hum bhooton ki sankhya bhadane mei inka bada yogdaan hai

Darsal Pakistaan banana eke chakkar mei yeh bhootistaan bana rahe hai …..

EK DARPOK BHOOT BOLA :

Raat bahut ho chuki hai ab so jao ,

Aadmi ki baat kar ke ..mujhae aur mat darao …..

Kai baar chakkar kha kar gir chukka hoo….

2 baar dark e marae bathroom ja chukka hoo….

EK BUJURG BHOOT BOLA :

Abbae darpok …..zara un aadam bastiyon ke bare mei bhi soch

Jo bhari poori honae ke bavjood viraan hai ,

Jha aabaad shamshaan aur kabristaan hai

Jha aadmi aadmi se darta hai ,

raat mei kya din mei bhi ghar se bahar nahi niklta

aaj ka aadmito hum se bhi bhyanak hai

aaj ka aadmito hum se bhi daravna hai ……………

WATCH THE VIDEO OF CONVERSATION BETWEEN GHOSTS

CIRCUS KA SAATVA BONA

Jigyasa hui ki circus dekhoo.

Dekha circus ke ssat bono ko.

Ek nae dusare ke,

Dusare nae teesare ke ,

Teesare nae chauthae ke ,

Chauthae nae paachvae ke ,

Paachvae nae chatae ke

aur chatae nae saatvae ke ,

gaal par tez tamacha mara .

Bechara saatva bona bas

gaal sahlata rah gaya.

Mantri se vidhyak tak ,

Vidyatak se afsar tak ,

Afsar se bharat ke aam naagrik tak

ki sthithi par hai yehi rona .

Bharat ka aam naagrik yani

CIRCUS KA SAATVA BONA .

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